Elise's Enjoyments

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

Apr 17
Apr 17

(via penis-hilton)

Apr 17

(Source: scribbledwings, via penis-hilton)

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Household dust
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort
Marijuana
Shark skin
Apr 17

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plantA micro-crack in steel

A micro-crack in steelHousehold dust

Household dustNeedle and thread

Needle and threadE.coli bacteria on lettuce

E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)A moth wing

A moth wingLeaf of a Virginia spiderwort

Leaf of a Virginia spiderwortMarijuana

Marijuanashark skin

Shark skin

(via songsofthesilent)

Apr 17

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via sarcasticates)

Apr 17

pomp-adourable:

The lovely Hoya Vine I have growing in my back yard <3 there’s always at least one cluster of buds at some different stage in the blooming process

(via sarcasticates)

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

(via sarcasticates)

Apr 17
Apr 17

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via sarcasticates)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via pizza)

Apr 17
aseaofquotes:

— Henry Rollins
Apr 17

aseaofquotes:

— Henry Rollins